Saturday, January 2, 2010

Sutta Friends


Everybody has friends (well almost). They could be School Friends, College Friends, Locality Friends, Gym Friends (I'll have those soon enough), Work Friends, Girlfriends, Boyfriends etc. But in my four years of college I have realized that there is another breed : "Sutta Friends". This is the easiest type to make. Its cheap too. All you have to do is ask for a match and there you go. You have just made a friend. Undoubtedly you are going to meet him almost everyday at the smoking hangout places (i.e. Sutta point. Every college has one).

Whats interesting to note is that the little high makes you forget the usual channels of making a friendship. If you see two guys sharing a cigarette they are probably best friends already. Soon the group increases and before you know this group hangs out everyday, goes to eat dinner everyday (at the local dhaba ofcourse), fights together (believe me they'll bleed for each other), study together (well they need each others help now more than ever). They even go vacationing together (places like Rishikesh for rafting). You can hear them shouting at 3 in the morning when they find out that one of the blessed souls has a 'sutta' left. They have terms like "Taxi" and "French Kiss" which are techniques of smoking together (Do not try this at home).

Whatever problems they may have with each other it takes but a Rs. 5 marlboro light to take that away. Kudos to such friends.
(Tribute to : Raju, Gulati, Tou, Kabra, Chotu, Goli, Johnny(who by the way is entering a different breed altogether), ketu, ronjan.....(its endless actually)..)

Puff away my weird friends...

6 comments:

  1. u think its easiest type to make ???
    well ya easiest and effective ;)

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  2. could you share with us non-smokers the french kiss technique of smooching (read smoking)? Just for our knowledge.

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  3. well french kiss is when one person takes in smoke from a cigarette....goes really close to the other person (getting uncomfortable here)....blows the smoke into the other guys mouth (without touching the lips..that's important)...then the other guy smokes the smoked smoke. Get it?

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  4. why would anyone want to smoke someone else's used smoke???

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  5. @ sam
    its a different breed..u won't understand..

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